Any day where you have to jump a barbed wire fence within five minutes of waking up is not going to be a good day (especially when you have to hit the other side at a dead sprint… ahem…). It’s a good thing you can always count on Craigslist to cheer you up. Definitely check out the “Free Stuff” and “Rants and Raves” categories for your area.
And, as to be expected, the “Personals” are a great place to browse when you want to put things in perspective. Some posts are hilarious, some a bit sad, and some are just downright freaky. Most flirt right on the edge of desperation. There’s something to be said about people who are willing to post grainy pictures of themselves online in hopes of finding non-creepy companions. Good luck, I say to thee. You’ll need it.
FREE BEES / UNWELCOME GUEST
YOU MUST REMOVE ASAP BEFORE THE WEEKEND!
ONLY FIVE FEET OFF GROUND IN A TREE I HAVE TWO YOUNG KIDS THAT PLAY OUTSIDE. I NEED THEM GONE ASAP CALL NANCY
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FREE – Lg. Slab of Concrete
I have a large slab of concrete in my yard that is free for the taking! It is very nice and has no chips. It is new concrete. It measures 3 ft x 3 ft and is several inches thick.
No truck, so you haul. Can’t beat free!!
Anyone else have Apocalyptic dreams last night? (Underground bunker)
I had some really frightening and vivid end of the world kinda dreams last night, they creeped me straight the f*ck out. I’m hoping I’m the only one, but I was curious if anyone else did.
Email me and let me know.
SHORTNSWEET;) – 23
Im pretty outgoing and I love to have fun but I also do all my homework. I love to go out with my friends and shoot pool or go bowling once in a while. I’m a romantic at heart, and enjoy holding hands, sunset walks, candlelit dinners. I also enjoy cuddling on the couch in front of a blazing fire drinking a nice glass of red wine. You: A gentleman who is smart, educated, has a stable life (emotionally, career, etc), seriously single. Also, you are a heterosexual man, do not use drugs, do not smoke, don’t drink or you are social drinker, you are in shape and you take care of yourself. Please reply with your picture if you got one.
